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I was struck today by how shit my swearing is. When I look at Malcom tucker from 'The Thick of It' and realise the Olympic levels that can be achieved with a little effort. I resolved myself to working harder when it came to the vulgarities of the English language.
I started by revisiting one of my all time favourite swears: Miriam Margolyes being interviewed about having a parking ticket served on her - ' I turned to him and said 'you fucking bastard''. Its just the pure expression that delights me about that swear.
There have been many others during my life but all the greats are done in a rather RP type upperclass English accent, the contradiction of the posh voice and the base words really is the recipe for hte perfect swear. As a clueless litlle fucker I see I will just have to keep practicing.
